Adelram — "being in the military is hard" theres harder...

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"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

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Hailing from the harsh planet of Ettera, Knights are the only sophont in the Zhagaviit system made of two consciousnesses.

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At last, here they are! Nearly finished with redesigning every Vivere 44 species. These guys are retconned werewolves which I posted about some time ago. You might have noticed I brought back some space unicorn aspects as well! They've been through so many design changes but I've finally settled on something solid.

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photograph of a metal engraved sign on a brick wall. text: A DRESS CODE OF CASUAL ELEGANCE APPLIES AT ALL TIMES.ALT
screenshot of a tumblr post by @teaboot. text: You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football the reblog is also by @teaboot. text: Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer campALT
a photo of kenan thompson with his hands above his head, caught mid-laugh. he is being doused with the neon green nickelodeon slime.ALT
screenshotted between blue and white text bubbles. BLUE: What do I do WHITE: Idk play dad BLUE: ok WHITE: *dead WHITE: NO WHITE: TONY WAIT WHITE: TONY BLUE: he can ride a bike nowALT
a painting of a bird in various shades of blue, from the guide to troubled birds. text above the bird: I meditate mostly for a 15 minute break from this ongoing shitshow.ALT
a scribbled pink and purple gradient background with overlaid black text. text: I'M NOT ARGUING WITH A CATBOY !!!!!! GO TO YOUR SCRATCHING POST. the text is bracketed by the speaking and laughing emojis.ALT
screenshot of an anonymous tumblr ask reading "what's your opinion on like being too pretentious?" and the response by @boykeats reading "you think oscar wilde's gucci floral suit wearing angel ass spent his last gay breath making a witty remark about the wallpaper so that we could all live like a bunch of repressed 16th century puritans? are those glisteningly fresh rose petals going to throw themselves all over your scarlet chaise lounge and fake fur duvet? is that first edition of albert camus you bought at a thrift shop in paris going to lovingly read itself? y'all are really out there saying god gave us the ability to order cinnamon cappuccinos and buy herringbone tweed blazers and recite ovid to our friends only so we could not do those things? as it is with all paths in life, so long as you're self-aware and not bothering or hurting anyone, you go ahead and be as pretentious as you want! it's so much fun!!"ALT
screenshot of a tumblr post by @nm-6. text: got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.ALT
screenshot of four texts, all from the same person. 1: Hey 2: I just wanted to let u know 3: I'm beautiful 4: Thank u and goodnightALT

Shitty Darius Deamonne aesthetic: i want the lore on how his hair works. is it like a princess bubblegum situation where he can just tear off a chunk and not feel it. can he grow it as much as he feels like for any given situation? does the goop grow out of his scalp or does he put it there manually like a wig. please dana pick up the phone i have questions

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